1. RVs do not fit underneath irrigation things.
2. An Escalade is not big enough for eight people.
3. Always check for all camp stove components.
4. Just because your pants don't button up doesn't mean they aren't amazing.
5. Festivals bring out random acts of kindness amongst strangers.
6. Mornings go like this: Step one, drag self out of tent. Step two, pop a beer.
7. Some water bottles contain vodka. Ask before you chug.
8. Clouds are awesome.
9. Margaritas cost $14 USD.
10. I love Sasquatch!.
